What do Lutherans and metaphysics have in common?
Uh….
Can Lutherans get drunk?
No, we cannot. We have a built in alchohol governor designed to measure alchohol intake and automatically shut off the inhibiting effects of alchohol just before we reach drunkeness. This is why you see lots of buzzed Lutherans but not very many drunk ones. Become a Lutheran and the Holy Spirit will develop within you the inability to reach inebriation. This is what Lutherans call sanctification.
How to find a church without traditions
Good luck…evangelical.
Martin Luther on dispensationalism
I suppose we should also try to find out what Newton thought about the atom bomb or the string theory of the universe. Or maybe what Jefferson thinks about the creation of a Palestinian state. I’m only kidding. The honest answer to this query is that Luther thought the same about dispensationalism as Paul did.
Lutheran sacramental confusion
There are two ways to take this inquiry: either the person is looking for information on the ways in which Lutherans are confused about the sacraments (in which case I can’t help much) or the person is looking for information on the ways in which the confusion occurs on the part of non-Lutherans about the Lutheran view of the sacraments (in which case I will gladly explain this confusion and point out a great deal of anecdotal information from this blog).
